Guillermo’s Iced Tea Stand – Sponsored by Lipton Tea

Guillermo’s Iced Tea Stand – Sponsored by Lipton Tea


>>ICED TEA FOR SALE. ICED TEA FOR SALE. ICED TEA FOR SALE.>>Jimmy: HEY GUILLERMO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M SELLING ICED TEA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>Jimmy: I’M WALKING MY FERRET, AND WE’RE DOING A SHOW. AND YOU KNOW MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION WAS TO DRINK LESS ICED TEA.>>I DO. THAT’S WHY I’M SELLING IT.>>Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU PURPOSEFULLY TRY TO GET ME TO BREAK MY RESOLUTION?>>IS IT OKAY IF I SPEAK IN FRONT OF YOUR FERRET?>>Jimmy: GO RIGHT AHEAD.>>BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY WEAK MAN.>>Jimmy: WELL, I’M NOT A WEAK MAN, AND I’M NOT DRINKING IT.>>BUT IT’S FRESH SQUEEZED.>>Jimmy: IT’S WHAT?>>Guillermo: IT’S FRESH-SQUEEZED.>>Jimmy: YOU DON’T SQUEEZE ICED TEA.>>DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE. JUST HAVE SOME ICED TEA. DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU BREW YOUR OWN ICED TEA, TWO, THREE CUPS OF UNSWEETENED LIPTON GREEN OR BLACK TEA EVERY DAY CAN HELP SUPPORT A HEALTHY HEART?>>Jimmy: ARE YOU READING OFF CUE CARDS? OR WHAT? THAT’S NICE, BUT MY RESOLUTION WAS TO DRINK LESS TEA AND MORE WATER.>>IT HAS WATER IN IT. COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: IF I DRINK THE TEA WILL YOU NEVER DO THAT AGAIN?>>I PROMISE.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU’RE RIGHT. IT’S DELICIOUS. OOH, ICED GREEN TEA WATERMELON AND ICED GREEN TEA WHITE PEACH? GIMME THOSE TOO.>>I KNEW IT. YOU ARE A WEAK MAN.>>Jimmy: I’M A WEAK MAN WITH A FERRET AND THREE ICED TEAS.>>Dicky: FIND YOUR FAVORITE LIPTON TEA AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER, AND TAKE A SIP ON THE SUNNY SIDE.

71 thoughts on “Guillermo’s Iced Tea Stand – Sponsored by Lipton Tea

  1. I remember a guy named Lipton I knew in my childhood who was known as the smartest way in the locality. He claimed mastery over many faculties like engineering, fine arts and so on. So it was in early 2000s, we had our first mobile phone aided by antenna. I was little and got the keypad locked. There was no one to help around to unlock the keypad. Someone consulted his name and I rushed towards him. He thoughtfully took the phone in his hand, spent 4 days.. everyday he spent quite a few hours just by clicking the buttons but never admitted that he was unable to do this…

    May be I am GOING Black (White) ! 🙂 I am feeling a song titled 'Adi Yogi'…. Who is the singer, who is the singer? Oh…got it, Mr. Modi….. No no…Kailash Kher! The host was…..hmmm…A miracle woman who just pretends and lies relentlessly!

  2. Oh.. "drink LESS TEA", not "drink Nestea". Thought he was gonna lose himself a sponsor right in the middle of the pitch, there.

  3. Love this show *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* !! And finally find all the outfits of these greats hereee ** spotern.com______Jimmy+Kimmel+Live **

  4. The milk had turned so this morning instead of coffee I had tea, you Guillermo are some freaky deaky future seeing prophet guy.

  5. I REALLY HOPE GUILLERMO GETS THE HIGH SALARIES THAT HE DESERVES AS KIMMEL SIDEKICK, BUTTLER, SECURITY MAN, DOOR MAN, PERSONAL ASSISTANT, ETC, ETC….!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Guillermo is crazy,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣 squeeze n it has water in it,,u know u want it😂😂😂😂😂 adios,😂😂😂😂

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