“HERE’S THE MOTHERF*ING TEA” 🍵 Meme Compilation 🍵

“HERE’S THE MOTHERF*ING TEA” 🍵 Meme Compilation 🍵


here’s
the motherfuckin tea cyber glasses right and you know shout-out to all my
other glasses user we stand a blind bitch but the other day I saw my friend
just recently started into our glasses and there was like oh they look really
cute adorable on her they really suit her so I asked her are you near-sighted
or farsighted and I basically just wanted to know what her prescription was
because she had never wore glasses before but then the weirdest thing is
she tells me oh I don’t actually need glasses I just really like wearing them
and my first thought is are you freaking kidding me
I need glasses to see I need glasses for Isaac and you’re over here like oh I
think they’re really cute and I’m like okay yeah they can be but like glasses
are not an accessory they get dirty they’re inconvenient and honestly I
don’t like them on my face to wear glasses right and you know shout-out to
all my other yes here’s the motherfucking my boyfriend
Cornelius so I killed her I’m gay and I still your boyfriend me
here’s the motherfucking T so basically here here’s the motherfucking key if you do
exactly what I might think our Weezer doesn’t fuck with you here the
motherfuckin here’s the motherfuckin T here’s the motherfuckin T here’s the
motherfuckin teeth here the motherfuckin T here the motherfuckin teeth here’s the motherfuckin T here some
motherfuckers here the motherfuckin here’s the motherfuckin tea so tell me
why I went to the grocery store today and is go ahead an erv to tell me that I
look crusty first of all sis you are like a reject dinosaur from the land
before time so I don’t even want to get it from you okay here motherfuckin teeth go go there
wha motherfucking Gerty yes the motherfuckin T okay like so I
have this friend right and she has this ex-boyfriend and yeah you know they’ve
been off for like a while or whatever and you know there’s still really good
friends and of course they like always miss each other and you know that it’s
always out on and off thing you know anyway so she finally gets to a point
where she like confesses her true love and like all of her feelings and
everything to him and the response that she ends up getting okay picture this
you’re sent probably like a minutes worth of reading and she gets not even a
second worth of reading she gets a smiley face a smiley face are you
kidding me are you kidding me oh wow my highlighter looks good but like are you
serious a smiley face a smiley face for all of like that true love and feeling
and contented for that like No here’s the muthafuckin tea so I have a
job I work full-time you know yeah I love that so there was this guy who came
in and I was helping him with paperwork or whatever and you know we were just
chatting and you know we’re having just you know a casual conversation and you
know I just wasn’t really thinking much of it but you know we were asking about
the weather because it was really nice out it’s been really nice out so you
know I wasn’t too bothered by our conversation it was just enjoyable but
then he goes so I hope this isn’t too forward but do you have any plans
tonight and I’m like no well I mean I said yes
but my brain is like Oh Lord no no no okay
because keeps us in mind this guy is like 35 or something right right I’m 18

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