If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

hi I’m Roger and I’d like to offer you a respite from your life do you like video games or failing that are you psychologically addicted to video games because we manufactured them with built-in reward systems designed to activate the pleasure centers in your brains great then you’ll love our new game there’s generally where I’d cut to some really impressive footage but we both know that any clips I show you won’t actually be in the game the video game footage we show in trailers and at gaming convention is in no way representative of the actual gameplay in the game itself it’s just an expensive little movie that you will never be able to play footage from the actual game is worse how worse buy the game and find out but before you do there’s something else I’d require you to buy you’re going to need a new video game system not just any video game system but a video game system that’s more or less like any video game system there’s Hortens reality escaping electric brick I know what you really want is the game I just talked about and I know you probably have a version of whorton’s reality escaping electric brand but you need the current one unless you’re fine playing five-year-old games that were designed specifically to fail after a certain amount of time will of course have a new electric brick coming out but that’s at least two years away so just buy this one now when it comes to graphics the ones on Hortons reality escaping electric brick sure are subjectively comparable to what you’d expect for whatever year it is it’s got a good amount of the major games you’d want plus some of our own some of the games are great most of them are alright but in general they’re all just mostly identical installments and one of the three types of video games that exists now but you know it’s still a perfectly acceptable way to escape the crushing truths of reality and hey if you don’t like games we got Netflix on this thing but you probably do like gay so here try this one it’s a zombie munching bloody things I’m told it’s exactly fine you can get it on your Playstation your Xbox or hey you why not try it on Orton’s brand electric break I’d show you some footage of people playing a game but I can’t because the games not ready yet it won’t be ready when you preorder it either and heck or hell if you prefer it won’t even be ready when you play it you see we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC and we chose the latter option the option that requires less work on our part the only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales we’ve got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money video games with subscriptions oh somebody thought of that early access that’s another one we found that we can take a game that is unfinished and you’ll still pay the full price for it so long as we call it early access you’re paying for the privilege of playing a broken game hello keep it up oh and you you too you also keep it uh keep on buying our video games and video game systems even though they’re all mostly identical because you pretty much have to and if you don’t know now you know I’m Roger I’m Roger like and subscribe to this channel what he’s still doing here it’s over

100 thoughts on “If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

  1. Why are games with subscribptions such as GamePass bad? You can play some games you want cheaper, without having to buy them

  2. I like how gamers here are agreeing with the video but we still want games to relax upon not all companies are bad my top 4 worst companies are 1EA,Activision,3Epic games and 4 Ubisoft. Those are my avoid at all costs things never spend money on them ever preowned ok but never new

  3. So damn true ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  4. I believe early access to a work in progress is a good method for indie developers to keep themselves afloat and at the same time get feedback from it's patrons as to what the finished product should be like.

  5. I keep my consoles forever and only ever upgrade if there is a game I must play. Final fantasy XV got me to finally stop olaying my Xbox 360 and buy my PS4 and I just bought a switch to play fire emblem three houses instead of replaying fire emblem radiant dawn on my Wii mini.

  6. Haha! I get it! This elderly man, and by extension โ€˜Crackedโ€™ do not understand that videogames are an extremely important ever evolving industry, and the worlds best source of entertainment. So, so funny! Oh wait, they just exposed themselves as ignorant…. again. If you are that behind the times Cracked, why make this video. For gods sake, just grab your newspaper, sit on the porch and practice yelling in case some children play on/near your lawn.

  7. Heโ€™s a little far behind thereโ€™s not many new gaming systems or many big name ones and games have stories that are different not reskins

  8. I was shocked when i found out gamestop operates as a pawnshop๐Ÿ˜‚ thats why u need id to trade in games ๐Ÿ˜‚ so u can be sure to be identified as the idiot wasting ur money๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. Actually, I remember when Half-Life 2 was introduced, it's actual gameplay and graphics were it's biggest selling points. Or how about Crysis 2, Portal 1 & 2?

  10. This is even more painful after watching videos where people endlessly defend dlc and special/definitive editions… ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    "It's WORTH all the extra money and buying the game twice. Just look at all those (4) new costumes!"

  11. Actually in game footage was something from 2015 lol so most games actually shows you the game footage and if you donโ€™t trust the trailer you can watch it on YouTube or try a demo if there is a demo.

  12. Anyone knows were I can buy Hortonโ€™s reality escaping electric brick Iโ€™ve trying to buy it but I can not find iT anywhere.

  13. Coming from a gamer all of this except one thing is true. for trailers they want the fans to be excited for the product so they will have a reveal trailer that doesnt have gameplay to hype up the people. Then they will release a gameplay trailer. So he is kinda right but wrong at the same time with that aspect.

    Coming fee from a gamer all of this except one thing is truly. They for trailers they want the fan to be excited for the product so they will have a reveal trailer that doesnt have gameplay to hype up the people. Then they will release a gameplay trailer. So he is kinda right but wrong at the same time with that aspect.

  14. I'm a game developer and I approve of this message.
    The reason I got into the field was because of the trailers not giving me what they promised or the "Early Access" games that end up getting abandoned.

    "bUt tHe exClusiVes"
    "buUt i can plAy it on my tv from the couch"
    "but the controller"
    "maybe ill get a gaming pc"

  16. Fucking love Roger. And fuck community guide lines for verbal bs. Youtube use to show porn commercials and brutal deaths before money was a thought.

  17. They say youth today has lower sperm count than generations before them. Blame these games. What ever happened to just playing with your dick?

  18. Whoa, be careful. I thought you were going to talk about video games being violent and addictive. I highly disagree with that.

  19. When i saw the "if energy drink ad were honest"
    Me: ha serves them right red bull is crap
    When i saw this
    Me:%@$#@!? Minecraft is a wholesum game they juast want 20 bux from u thats it! And brawlhalla is free 2 play, and what about fortnut and warframe? All fwee

  20. Thats how I lost interest in the video game market……as a kid, I loved my n64 cartridges, as a young adult I enjoyed halo 2, once the 360 came out, i still enjoyed, but now, everything is about money!!!!

  21. Nothing beats the old Atari 2600 and Sega dreamcast and Nintendo 64. Took care of mine and love to break them out to play every now and then.

  22. watching this in 2019, I see how many of the things here are wrong. What he calls "an expensive movie that you can't actually play" are actually a lot of the time in-game footage (with some debug commands, of course, for the free camera stuff) on high end computers. Speaking of computers, Most video games made these days are available on PC, and I can't remember the last time I saw a new series of console come out with exclusive games. Just the standard Nintendo, Xbox, and Playstation. And I'm only one minute into the video.

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