Phone Scam: Dirty Coffee Cup

Phone Scam: Dirty Coffee Cup


it’s mojo in the morning your home of the phone scams we’re gonna phone scam Isiah at one of our favorite coffee places he likes to doodle on customers coffee cups his manager told him that one of the coffee cup doodles caused a customer complaint because a smiley face looked like something inappropriate now spike is gonna make him believe that he’s gonna lose his job they actually sent him to a back room at the coffee shop when spike called up for the phone scam so that spike could call him up and let’s see what happens here your hole with the phone scams I’m about to disrespect you right now this is mojo in the morning thanks for calling speaking help you hey it’s time from corporate how are you can I talk to Isaiah please yes sure thanks I’m sure someone second this is Isaiah hi Isaiah this is tommy devito from the corporate office legal claims department how you doing this morning I’m good all right did Gary tell you I was going to be calling did he give you any background I think some was going on yeah just to make sure we’re up to speed and on the same page we received a complaint from a customer that you served they state that on the 14th of last month they came into store number four their usual morning routine in which they ordered a grande skinny mocha they were asked for a name to write on the cup but on this particular visit the customer states she picked up her drink at the bar and noticed that under her name the barista which was you drew a large pair of breasts on the cup no no I definitely did not draw breath on this penis cup it’s like mother I’m trying to like you know be positive you know it’s like my little you’ll have a happy day have a nice day you know that’s the mark are you drawing a woman’s anatomy on the cup or what are you drawing no it’s a happy face man a happy face yeah it’s like a circle with like a little smile and two eyes you know the eyes may have looked I don’t know like did you maybe forget the circle and just had the two eyes and maybe that was a misunderstanding on her part always the same thing and here’s the problem we’ve been contacted by her attorneys now I might think I don’t I don’t understand that I’m gonna saw all the other clubs well they’re gonna try and paint a picture obviously that you know she’s traumatized so it’s very important I get the honest story from you now tell her you can ask any of you look at all the tough side dude well you can’t tell her we’re not gonna have you talk to her anymore we’re gonna you obviously handle this through our legal system if there’s some way we can retain your employment you would have to agree to never draw anything on someone’s cup again oh wait I could get fired well let’s not get ahead of ourselves like first we get a lot of lawsuits and we’re not saying you’re guilty of anything I just want to get the full on a story from you before we proceed were you flirtatious with this woman at all no I don’t know did you with her like did you look in her way that would make her feel uncomfortable oh I’m steaming milk so I can pour my drink so that’s what’s all about iced tea my milk I just do my job you know I feel the spine there’s only good people like a positive vibe you know well that’s not the way she saw it not good be honestly that’s not the way that her lawyers are gonna look at it and when you reached across the counter to hand her a drink your arm brushed against her breasts and I don’t know if you would say that was intentional or accidental oh my I do not touch this thing Fred I got and we want to obviously the financial penalties of a lawsuit are bad enough for this company but you also have to worry about any assault charges it might stem if she doesn’t win a settlement because that’s how these lawyers work I always of this for you I just tell you that this is the Mojo on the morning show you just been phone scanned laugh all you want will get you eventually the world-famous is the home of the world-famous phone scams mojo

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