Senate Votes Against Witnesses in Trump’s Impeachment Trial

-Guys, I’m very excited about this. Super Bowl LIV is on Sunday. [ Cheering and applause ] So many exciting questions. Who will win? Who will lose? Most importantly, who will take the hint when the game’s over to leave my house? [ Laughter ] I’m actually having a big Continue Reading

Fans Reveal Secrets About Edibles and Desserts in ‘Spill the Tea’

Happy Monday to you. Did you have a nice weekend? [CHEERING] I had a great weekend. But I missed being here. My dogs haven’t learned to applaud yet, so it’s not as fun walking into a room with them. I really did miss y’all, so I want to spend some Continue Reading

Lilly Spills the Tea About Her Therapy Sessions

-As much as I love this job, can I be real with y’all? It can definitely get stressful. I mean, there are so many different ways to relieve stress, but I’ve told my writers to stop making so many sex jokes. So we’re just gonna talk about therapy. Straight up, Continue Reading

Jerry Seinfeld Does Jimmy Fallon a Thanksgiving Favor (Cold Open)

-[ Exhales slowly ] [ Groans ] [ Sighs ] -Jimmy, what are you doing? -Jerry, I don’t know, man. I ate too much, dude. Oh, my gosh, I can’t do it. I can’t do the monologue. There’s no way. -You can’t do the monologue?! -I can’t do the monologue. Continue Reading

The Starbucks Holiday Cup Is More Divisive Than Ever

>>Stephen: WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,”” EVERYBODY. HEY, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, HOW’S EVERYBODY’S FRIDAY GOING SO FAR, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I SUSPECTED AS MUCH. WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. DON’T FORGET, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME– GUYS, Continue Reading

Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT LET’S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, Continue Reading

Adele Carpool Karaoke

HELLO? IT’S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU’D LIKE TO MEET. JUST HAVE A DRIVE AROUND. HELLO? HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. GREAT.>>HELLO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: OH, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT IT’S GOING TO BE FUN.>>GREAT.>>James: YOU ARE LOOKING Continue Reading

Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversy

– I’m in a great mood. I’m in a fan– usually in a great mood, but I’m in a great mood today, and, uh, you too. Good. [cheers and applause] I’m glad. I’m so glad to hear that ’cause I got to work today and a lot of people are Continue Reading

Fans Get Very Personal in ‘Spill the Tea’

But it’s not just any Friday. Today is National No Excuses Day. And I didn’t write a joke for that. And is no one to blame but myself. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] More importantly, today, I’m going to get to know some of the people in my audience. Five of you are Continue Reading