I will fucking kill you Do you hear me? I will tear off your fucking balls and staple them to your fucking forehead! Stop. Fucking. Around. And give me my fucking coffee!!
Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Oh I’m begging of you please just help me stand Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Please help me because I know you can Your energy is beyond compare With boiling pots of black brew there With hearty scent and start of roasted bean My breath’s unlike a Continue Reading
♪♪ -I’m 73 years old. And if you can be this — -Yeah, exactly. [ Cheers and applause ] -I find out things about myself when I say them. -I’m a recovering politician. -Ugh-ah! Every time I listen to “Let it Go” it’s like, yeah! How you feeling? A little Continue Reading
♫ Jared Kushner came to town riding in his Audi ♫ Now he works in the White House ♫ And everybody loves him ♫ He even gets to wear a badge – Oh my God. Hi honey, I’m sorry, you surprised me. – Jared, you idiot. You’re not supposed to Continue Reading
It’s well known that Tokyo has an abundance of coffee shops Especially here in Shibuya with it’s popular Starbucks overlooking the Scramble Crossing But today.. I’ve come to the basement of a shopping complex to have my coffee made… by a robot! This is “Sawyer”. Japan’s first Robot Barista Sawyer Continue Reading
***You can turn these captions on and off using the CC button You know, back then I was a little baby Sweet and greasy You gotta love bread I know, you know there’s sandwich bread over there next to the coffee Oh yeah, I eat bread in the bathtub Okay,that’s Continue Reading